Guiz, my boyfriend told me he loves me. We’ve been together for exactly 8 days. I responded with “That’s gay.” Why am I alive?
if i was your boyfriend i’d never let you go
I can take you places you ain’t never been before
I beat the Percy up, up.
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Remember when animal abuse was casually worked into childrens shows?
(Source: ruinedchildhood, via timemoves-slow)
bitches always thinkin i’m tryin to holla.
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